BDSM Toy Failures
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No matter how seductive their appearance and purposes some BDSM toys just don’t work out for you.
You get so excited waiting to use it only to discover it, say, hurts too much or in a bad way, or simply isn’t functional.
My biggest kinky letdown was the humbler.
In daily life my testicles rarely come to mind. Ordinarily it is only if I experience that wincing spasm a male feels when he accidentally bumps them into something. In BDSM a top can fuddle my mind almost by merely giving them a stern look. What could be more exciting than having them locked in such a way I can’t rise from my knees?
The humbler curves around the back of a man’s thighs. In the center is an aperture through which is scrotal sac is pulled. When locked the stress on his testicles should prevent him from getting up. The first time I read of one it filled my fantasies for ages.
The testicles ascend and descend in response to temperature and arousal. I don’t know if I have odd balls but they seem to dangle quite a distance during BDSM play. And dangle was all the humbler did once attached. The length of my scrotal sac rendered it useless.
That is my unhappy toy story.
What disappointments have you had?
Comments
Oooh-h, golly good gracious, Rich, you are fortunately elastically sacced. Really NASTY femdom gals, using homemade humblers, keep their miscreant boy-toys in excruciating hunched-up pain on the floor for hours of paddling and torture tickling. They can only get a guy into the humbler when he’s both tied-up and drunk. I didn’t know they were being shaped to fit and marketed…keep all good guys out of them, please. Bill
Posted by: AgreeableBill | January 29, 2008 12:24 PM